Why does everyone want me to give them free medical advice?

I am a doctor and this morning when I had my coffee my friend Jake wanted me to take a look at his canker sore, then when my friend David heard him ask that he told me about a rash he has and asked me to take a look at it, then this girl whom I have never seen in my entire life tells me about her stomach ache. I would just like 10 minutes everyday without being bombarded by the idiocy of these poor, lazy, insufferable s.