My farted??? im so embarred.?

aww, D; I laugh when this happens to people, even though its mean. xD but seriously, if your legs were wide open, air gets in your legs and when it comes out its called a queef, funny name[X & just tell him that you DIDN'T fart, its a girl thing. and then tell him, if you farted, would I laugh? no. so fvkx you . :D good luccck.